Total Medals Earned: 195 (From 63 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,555 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/385 points)
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Based on a true story.
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/22 (10/515 points)
Complete the tutorial
Slay 10 vermin with Flamethrower
Unlock Bwizzard
Unlock Metamancer
Unlock Scummoner
Unlock Light Knight
Unlock Night Knight
Finish 5 vermin with Insanity Charge
Unlock Bonewalker
Heal yourself 5 times with Pontiff Orb
Unlock Top Ninja
Unlock Supreme Fool
Slay 10 vermin with Supreme Volley
Unlock Boomer
Unlock Drunk Munk
Unlock Moon Master
Unlock Notesman
Click the SHRIMP GAME link
Click the Gimmicko link
Become a god
Unlock all demo classes
Medals Earned: 5/21 (55/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
Jump on 50 enemies
Jump on 100 enemies
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Lose a life on the second level.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.